So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
My bed smells like the plague
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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