Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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