Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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