She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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