I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Still dying that you shit outside
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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