Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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