haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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