I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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