This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
