no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
smell my finger.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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