i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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