There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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