He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
