question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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