SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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