i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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