you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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