And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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