I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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