Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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