filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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