at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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