There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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