I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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