pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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If its not for food we ain't going out.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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