I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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