Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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