i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
So squirting runs in the family.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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