so explain again why im purple
no
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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