i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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