i permit you to call me
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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