I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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