sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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