normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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