I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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