Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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