worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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