There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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