They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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