I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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