I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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