I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Randomize
