She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I need moral support for this bender
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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