you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Randomize