Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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