Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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