we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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