i barfeds in our rink
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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