I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I am one with the molecules
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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