your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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