I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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