How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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