Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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