They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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