Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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