He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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