Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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